Watching Dr. Oz for the first (and last)time
And he’s doing a show called “Carbs Are the New Cocaine” complete with scare mongering voice over about how carbs give you the same high as cocaine and they are basically the same drug but one is legal and one isn’t and I have two thoughts:
1. OH MY GOD THE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO START SNORTING WAFFLES.
2. Fuck you, Oprah Winfrey.
Posted on Thursday May 19th
About me
There's a lot of things to know about me and all of them are hard to fit into this tiny block. There are many things that only a few people know and a few things that a lot of people THINK they know. Best way to know for sure is to talk to me, hang out with me - sit down with a frosty adult beverage and listen to some tunes with me. I'd say after a few hours you probably won't know me as well as you think - but you'll be drunk and that's good too. :)
