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inthefade: I am insulted you think I even needed this bath. Of course I smell like a dog. I am a dog, you moron. This is what dogs smell like. I don’t need to smell like oatmeal or ginger or whateverthefuck is in that shampoo. Is that sparkles? Is there sparkly shit in my shampoo? Do I look like a dog that goes for sparkly shit? My god, it’s like you people don’t even know me. And where’s that guy that’s usually here? At least when he makes me do this he does it in the bathtub and not in the kitchen sink. This is kind of insulting. Like I’m not worthy of your bathtub you have to put me in your….AHHHH THE FACE, WATCH THE FACE. Jesus, it’s like you don’t even care if I go blind from the sparkly shampoo or if I drown….hey, we’re done already? Did you get behind my ears? What about that spot down there on my leg? Aren’t you going to use conditioner? Man, I smell niiiiiice. Let’s go see that brown Lab next door, ok? Via in the fade Zoom

inthefade:

I am insulted you think I even needed this bath. Of course I smell like a dog. I am a dog, you moron. This is what dogs smell like. I don’t need to smell like oatmeal or ginger or whateverthefuck is in that shampoo. Is that sparkles? Is there sparkly shit in my shampoo? Do I look like a dog that goes for sparkly shit? My god, it’s like you people don’t even know me. And where’s that guy that’s usually here? At least when he makes me do this he does it in the bathtub and not in the kitchen sink. This is kind of insulting. Like I’m not worthy of your bathtub you have to put me in your….AHHHH THE FACE, WATCH THE FACE. Jesus, it’s like you don’t even care if I go blind from the sparkly shampoo or if I drown….hey, we’re done already? Did you get behind my ears? What about that spot down there on my leg? Aren’t you going to use conditioner? Man, I smell niiiiiice. Let’s go see that brown Lab next door, ok?


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  6. groverviolet said: I am sure I could read Lili’s posts every day.
  7. kimplasters said: I’m not an animal person, but this just cracked me up.
  8. missambiguous said: Aw, my dog!
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