June 2011
2 posts
May 2011
2 posts
Watching Dr. Oz for the first (and last)time
inthefade:
And he’s doing a show called “Carbs Are the New Cocaine” complete with scare mongering voice over about how carbs give you the same high as cocaine and they are basically the same drug but one is legal and one isn’t and I have two thoughts:
1. OH MY GOD THE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO START SNORTING WAFFLES.
2. Fuck you, Oprah Winfrey.
April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
2 posts
Brainer
Mom: I am having a raging brainer right now!
February 2011
7 posts
Italian Pork Roast Recipe →
It’s what’s for dinner :)
Hipster Dinosaurs →
Invite to LivingSocial →
I keep finding great deals on this site. Thought I’d share!
January 2011
25 posts
That's Love
Mom: i’m your #1 fan
Me: Foam Finger and everything?
Mom: Body painted on from my head to my fat belly cheering you on in the freezing cold
inthefade:
Cake - Commissioning a Symphony in C
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Bravery | Forty-Two Goldfish →
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Ben Franklin’s 200+ Synonyms for “Drunk”
mentalflossr:
Ben Franklin turned 305 today! To celebrate, here’s a list of expressions meaning “inebriated” that Franklin first published in the Pennsylvania Gazette on January 6, 1737.
The Drinkers Dictionary
A He is Addled, He’s casting up his Accounts, He’s Afflicted, He’s in his Airs. B He’s Biggy, Bewitch’d, Block and Block, Boozy, Bowz’d, Been at Barbadoes, Piss’d in...
Trish Hale →
My friend Trish makes pretty pictures. The site won’t let me use them in a post but click through and look at them. They are beautiful.
“Imagine it’s 1995: almost no one but Gordon Gekko and Zack Morris have...”
– The First Decade of the Future is Behind Us | Science Not Fiction | Discover Magazine (via arielwaldman)
Videophones, people! They exist! Although The Atlantic Tumblr is convinced that it isn’t the future until we have jetpacks.
(via inothernews)
I remember when the present was the future and...
New zodiac signs 2011: Ophiuchus The 13th Sign? |... →
This is kooky. How can you change something that people have come to identify so much with their whole lives?
Sold
Mom: are you coming home this weekend?
Me: I haven’t decided yet..
Mom: I am making your bed up and making cookies and all of your favorite foods and lining your pillows with ten dollar bills
Rare
Here’s wishing you a snow day very soon.
whenparentstext:
Me: The snowflakes look like stereotypical snow flakes!
Mom: Coolllll
Mom: Take a pic
Mom: Mayb you will grt a snow day tomorrow
Mom: Tak mor pics
Mom: Grt camers
Mom: I hav never seen such flakes
Mom: Take close ups
Mom: Think photography
Mom: Get some cool props and the snow fall on and tak pics. This is so cool
Mom:...
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We watched Bob’s Burgers tonight. I did not like it. The voices all sound the same, the jokes are forced. I’ll give it one more shot next week.
I’m 41 years old and I don’t know what to wear.
What does one wear when her heart tells her she’s 10 years younger than her brain knows damn well she isn’t?
I’m having trouble finding the balance between looking like a 41 year old who’s trying too hard and one who feels comfortable in her own skin.
Where does a woman my age shop for clothes?
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I hate it when I’m watching DVR’d shows, forget that fact and sit through the commercials.
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My oldest daughter and her husband are going to make me a Grandma sometime this month. Ever since last May when she told me I’ve been playing it cool. Now I feel like a 5 year old on the night before Christmas. I’m super excited and every time I talk to her I’m sure I’m irritating the heck out of her with questions that are very similar to shaking the presents under the...
1 tag
No rest for the wicked. No fun for the rest.
This insomnia thing wouldn’t be so bad if it happened more frequently. I might be able to get used to it if it were.
I really love Craig Ferguson. He never fails to bring a smile to my sleepy face.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
“Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through.”...”
July 2009
1 post
Up All Night
Staying up wayyy too late tonight. No idea what it’s all about - must sleep soon - the boss doesn’t like zombified workers unless she’s turned them herself.