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maddylouboo: mushiemallows: comicbookmetalhead: daddys-dirty-little-princess: studdedandlaced: rogueabdl: his-blithe-handmaid: husbandsir: Jesus woman! Get around the corner!  Go on baby girl! Get ‘im! Id quit playing my game for sure! But fear of rejection >.> Sweet JESUS she is adorable the game can wait! this is so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ufkflgjd omfg this is how I feel so often! Like, I’m crazy once you get me in bed, but honestly until I get that bit of validation that you actually want me I’m all coy and shy, even when I get all dressed up for you. The last guy I was with loved his video games so much and sometimes I just wanted to say, “Put the fucking game down and just fuck me already!” He would be totally oblivious. I want to know, without a shadow of a doubt, that fucking me is what you want to do over anything else, that you’ll prioritize making us feel good even over your precious video games. Get it together guys! I totally get it
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maddylouboo:

mushiemallows:

comicbookmetalhead:

daddys-dirty-little-princess:

studdedandlaced:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

But fear of rejection >.>

Sweet JESUS she is adorable

the game can wait!

this is so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ufkflgjd

omfg this is how I feel so often! Like, I’m crazy once you get me in bed, but honestly until I get that bit of validation that you actually want me I’m all coy and shy, even when I get all dressed up for you. The last guy I was with loved his video games so much and sometimes I just wanted to say, “Put the fucking game down and just fuck me already!” He would be totally oblivious. I want to know, without a shadow of a doubt, that fucking me is what you want to do over anything else, that you’ll prioritize making us feel good even over your precious video games. Get it together guys!

I totally get it

theatlantic: Harry Houdini, A Trickster for the Industrial Age Time was when we still thought about physical work in terms of manpower, that which workers could actually accomplish with the strength of their muscles. As the steam engine swept across the world during the 19th century, though, that notion of power became hard to sustain. In 1911, a Scientific American writer calculated that the British Isles’ 45 million people had access to 7 million horsepower, or based on a Bhutanese sherpa’s carrying capacity, 175 million manpower. In the last decades of the 19th century, the legend of John Henry had made the price of competition against our machines clear: you could beat a steam hammer in a race, perhaps, but it would kill you. But there had to be another way. If man wasn’t stronger than his creations, perhaps he was smarter, or at least more clever. And that’s where Harry Houdini, born Erik Weisz, made his mark on the American imagination. He might not have been able to break his iron chains, but he could shed them. We celebrate him today because it would be his 137th birthday (as noted by Google’s Doodle) — and because he is awesome. See photos of Houdini in action at The Atlantic
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theatlantic:

Harry Houdini, A Trickster for the Industrial Age

Time was when we still thought about physical work in terms of manpower, that which workers could actually accomplish with the strength of their muscles. As the steam engine swept across the world during the 19th century, though, that notion of power became hard to sustain. In 1911, a Scientific American writer calculated that the British Isles’ 45 million people had access to 7 million horsepower, or based on a Bhutanese sherpa’s carrying capacity, 175 million manpower. 

In the last decades of the 19th century, the legend of John Henry had made the price of competition against our machines clear: you could beat a steam hammer in a race, perhaps, but it would kill you. 

But there had to be another way. If man wasn’t stronger than his creations, perhaps he was smarter, or at least more clever. And that’s where Harry Houdini, born Erik Weisz, made his mark on the American imagination. He might not have been able to break his iron chains, but he could shed them. We celebrate him today because it would be his 137th birthday (as noted by Google’s Doodle) — and because he is awesome.

See photos of Houdini in action at The Atlantic

inthefade:

Hanson - Never Been to Spain

Hanson? Yea. Bear with me here, please.

I was looking for the Three Dog Night version because I just filled out my passport application and I wanted to post a song about Spain because, if I haven’t mentioned it eight times, I’m going to Spain.

But then I came across this video of Hanson performing the song at SXSW and you know what? I really fucking enjoyed it. A lot. I don’t care what you say about these boys and their mmmbop but they’re pretty talented on all fronts. 

Try enjoying this. You just might.

I love this version. However I don’t love that most of the commenters on this video think that Hanson wrote it.

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